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24. Ashley Parkinson


Full Name:Ashley Parkinson
Playing Position:Second row
Age you first played rugby:5
Previous Teams:Non, selby through and through
Favourite FoodAll food
Favourite Band/SingerBourkey shouting everyone shit the fuck up at stars in there eyes
Favourite Holiday Destination”Blacky (in selby)
Spender/Saver:Spender
Rich/Healthy:Rich
Good Looking/Rich:Rich
Super Strength/Super Intelligence:Super Strength
Be invisible/Read Minds:Be Invisible
Challenge/Comfort:Challenge
You need to take a road trip but must take 3 of your team mates with you. Who would they be?Q bird, big bear and big bad Jamie
Who would be banned from touching the car stereo?Tom Edwards
Who is the Selby dressing room joker?Sam Broggy: his top joke, the size of his dick
Who can’t step away from the mirror?Barry booze
Most likely to get a yellow card?Liam (big bear) hogan
Favourite players you’ve watch at Selby?Jason Cicero
Why Selby RUFC?Because I bleed swans ?
Best Match you’ve played in?Scarborough away a couple seasons ago, relegation battle had to win to stay up, what a game beat the bastards !
Most memorable moment?Crying at liam hogan becomes he’s a bully, made me punch a wall, throw a glass across the room and cry uncontrollably outside. 10/10 would recommend.
Funniest thing you’ve seen on a rugby pitch?Will stoker on the pitch as a ref
Favourite quote or words of wisdom?If Jamie pock says it, it’s probably bullshit.
What were you enjoying most about last season?Bus trip, drinking and washing each other after training
How are you coping with lock down?Drinking helps...
What are you looking forward to?Drinking outside the house